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A perfect day for Her
8:15 Wake up to sunshine and lots of affection
8:30 Weigh-in 7 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in
bed freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open surprise
presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy. funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, make-up application, blow wave
12:00 Luch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 2 stone
1:00 Shopping with friends : unlimited credit card
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist ; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candelit dinner for two with compliments received from other diners
10:00 Hot Shower - Alone
10:50 Carried to bed freshly ironed crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
A Perfect day for Him
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow Job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Blow Job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (4 under)
11:45 Lunch steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow Job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several beers)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all female crew, All nude who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lbs) on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news to see Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30
Dinner Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
follwed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap Blow Job
11:45 In bed - Alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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